Bed Sheet Scandal Lover Pillows

"You're hogging the covers again!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Cloak Rooms

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

'Honey, you're talking in your sleep again!'

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

Maria Sharapova

"I saw you flirting with that egyptian queen-size, high-thread-count hussy... from now on you're invisible to me."

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

Record Company Executive to rock star, "Your drug taking has caused a public outcry! I think with a new album out, we should look at you, thumping a fan, terrorising a 747, you know the sort of thing."