Bebop Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The Just Me Band"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

I love Marimba

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Like, Real Gone...

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Candles on Drum

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Drummers

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

The Heptathlon

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Man playing the timpani drum.

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

They changed their tunes.

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Modern Pavlovian Response. Beep! Beep! Beep! Every time I hear those beeps my mouth starts watering!

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."