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'Now, don't get all bent out of shape -- it was just a strip poker game down at the beauty shop.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Something nocturnal."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

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"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"One can often infer things about the environment from the overall health of the bird population."

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

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'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

"Give me coffee or give me death."