Beauty Product Salesperson Gifts

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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'Have you no common scents?!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Pheromones.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

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"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

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'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

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Magazines.

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

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