Beauty Parlor Regular Pillows

'They're getting divorced. I heard it in the beauty parlor and I confirmed it on the divorce website.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Complementary Beverages

Happy hour.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Beauty Bee

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

'I suppose I can take a little off the sides Bob, but this is your fourth haircut this week.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'