Barber Shop Regular Pillows

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Military style hedgehog

Movember

Sheep In Curlers

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Drunk Barber