Barber Shop Regular Mugs

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sheep In Curlers

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Military style hedgehog

Movember

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.