Beauty Pageant Organizer Pillows

Meet Miss Subways

Miss Armpits

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

The return of Miss Subways

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Beer Cannon

Circus Pageant

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

Model's aspirations

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"Bigger cake."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Miss America IQ pageant.

Beauty contest

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Beauty Contest