Beauty Industry Observer Pillows

Sneer-leading

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

What price beauty?

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Mirror mirror...

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Botox...'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"More concealer?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.