Beauty And Fashion Fan T-Shirts

'Claire would have been devilishly beautiful had it not been for her abnormally large hands'

'She had a nose job.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Pampered and poodled.

Keeping warm.

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I don't like your application."

Scarf puts hat back on.

What price beauty?

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."