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'Claire would have been devilishly beautiful had it not been for her abnormally large hands'

'She had a nose job.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Pampered and poodled.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Dating is so expensive...

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

wattle covers

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."