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Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Beauty School Dropouts

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Spa

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

Hot Pie Therapy

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

What price beauty?

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

The Cat Spa

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."