Beauticians Prints

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Have you no common scents?!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'