Beat Keepers Gifts

'So, you still doing that commodity futures trading thang?'

Marimba

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

I love my Timpani

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Pointing.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Mother's Love

Ginger Baker.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The Drummer

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Little Drummer Boy.

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Keyboard player

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.