Team Spirit Keepers Gifts

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Jumping cheerleaders

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'