Bear-y Good Parent Gifts

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Welcome Spring.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Werewolves of London..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?