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"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Can I get you another coffee?

Mom's House O' Chili.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

Modern animal communication

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"