Beacon Of Hope Collector Gifts

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I love these old decorations!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Posh Easter Egg

Santa's wash day.

Mice playing double bass

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Hip hop Santa.

Pianist.

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Scarecrow

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

"You're getting too much fiber."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Bag for Life Collection Point.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Christmas 2020

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

A man nearly trips over a giant pen.

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

DACA Dreamers