Beacon Of Hope Collector Mugs

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"I love these old decorations!"

Posh Easter Egg

Santa's wash day.

Mice playing double bass

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Hip hop Santa.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Pianist.

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Scarecrow

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

"You're getting too much fiber."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Christmas 2020

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

DACA Dreamers

"One god... one church... one collection."

A man nearly trips over a giant pen.