Beacon Enthusiast Gifts

Broken Lighthouse

Lighthouse

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

Bees v Wasps

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'