Beachgoer In Business Attire T-Shirts

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

Killer Executive Suits.

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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Tie Rolls

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sandy Floss