Beachgoer In Business Attire Mugs

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Shellfie

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Tie Rolls

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

Sandy Floss

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Imagine there's no office...