Beach Wedding Enthusiast T-Shirts

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Holiday time.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Wedding disaster #27.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."