Beach Wedding Enthusiast T-Shirts

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Holiday time.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"