Beach Parties Mugs

'Moon block'

Beach Party 1979/Beach Party 2014

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Beach Barbecue

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Martini is invented.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Building giant sand pies.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Well-done, alright?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

PIna Colada