Beach Parties Pillows

'Moon block'

Beach Party 1979/Beach Party 2014

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beach Barbecue

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Martini is invented.

Building giant sand pies.

The Perfect Cannonball

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

PIna Colada

Barbecue

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."