Beach Holiday Fan Pillows

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'LOL!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Christmas Star

Colossus of Rhode Island

'Are you the guy who ate my brother?'

"Holiday decorating - done."

'where do you plug it in?'

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"I thought you only came once a year."

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

Christmas Lights

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

Happy Xmas

'Congratulations! I'm giving you the sack!'

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