Beach Goers Against Stranding T-Shirts

"Now I remember why I hate this beach."

Holiday time.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Summer reading for the family.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"This is it? No video?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

A beach has meters.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

Unsupervised on Holiday

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

On A Polluted Beach

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Coast to coast walk.

'Never use this alley way, it's a mugger's paradise.'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

Extinction Rebellion protests

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

Mallorca: COVID Variants

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy