Beach Commando Mugs

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'I think its being tapped.'

Surfing alien.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Pesos!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Austrailian Vollyroo

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

Spring Cleaning

Crab conductor.

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

Spiked Ball

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'Welcome to I shell.'

'Any sign of a low tide?'

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Danger ! - slowsand...

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

Conductor.

'It's just a friendly game.'

Fish Volleyball.