Beach Comber Mugs

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Surfing alien.

'Any sign of a low tide?'

Fish Volleyball.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Desert Island Meals.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Young Picasso at the Beach

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Crab with a clown face.