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"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

The Clueless Diver

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Beware of Watchdog

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Trucker's tan.

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Surf lift.

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'