Café Chillers T-Shirts

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

The Clueless Diver

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Beware of Watchdog

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Stu's not a morning person."

Surf lift.

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"We're still pre-rich."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

Have a very calm Christmas

Awning for Customer Use Only

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

Man coping with intense heat.

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'Ridiculous, isn't it - now she's gone, I can't think of a thing to criticize about her.'

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

Chilled drinks cabinet.

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."