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'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Marshmallows

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Inactive wear store.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

The Clueless Diver

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Beware of Watchdog