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'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Inactive wear store.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

The Clueless Diver

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Beware of Watchdog

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."