Beach Chillers Prints

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

The Clueless Diver

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Beware of Watchdog

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Trucker's tan.

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Surf lift.

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

*Sigh* Warm coke.