Couch Chillers Prints

"We're still pre-rich."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Low-Energy Drinks

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"First break since 2008."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

The Clueless Diver

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

A couple with a new baby

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Beware of Watchdog

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

Sitting Out the Lambada