Couch Chillers Prints

"We're still pre-rich."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Low-Energy Drinks

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"First break since 2008."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

The Clueless Diver

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Beware of Watchdog

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

World Cup reactions

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'I'm afraid to ask.'