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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Okay. How about 'compared to you not having sex for the next fortnight'?'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

"I know what you're thinking."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Roman paramedic.

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Why are they all picking on me?'

And this is one we made earlier.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'They're called the opposite sex because whatever you want to do, they always want to do the opposite.'

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

'You and whose army?'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

Man trying to understand women by reading book.

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

The Attack on Fredericksburg - The Forlorn Hope Scaling the Hill (Marye's Heights)

"I hate Mondays."

Venus Envy

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury