Battle Of Hearts Pillows

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Thank you, Essential Workers

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

A thief steals a heart

Cat Romance

Coastguard

A day at the races

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Umbrella fight.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

Queen Elizabeth

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

"This is your plan to pay for our retirement?!"

"I love the Caribbean in February!"

Wine Walking the Plank

"I like a speed."

"I don't like our platitude Perkins!"

'Why yes it's for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year.'

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."