Battle Of Hearts Prints

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"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

A thief steals a heart

A day at the races

Cat Romance

Coastguard

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Umbrella fight.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

"This is your plan to pay for our retirement?!"

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

"I love the Caribbean in February!"

Wine Walking the Plank

"I like a speed."

"I don't like our platitude Perkins!"

McAlistar's aim was true.

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."