Battle Beast Gifts

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"But I use all of them!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Floating Dragon

Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"What the hell was in that?!"

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Uniporn

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Yeti hunters drag it to a barbershop.

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"He's fine, he's the lot less monster."

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Two Men In A Tank.