Bathtub Funster Pillows

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"You spoil that boy."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'