Bathtub Funster Mugs

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"You spoil that boy."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'