Summer Funster Mugs

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Superstock'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Barbecue

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'