Bathtub Balancers Pillows

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The hour of justice

'Can you check my balance.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'He has a learning disorder.'

Waiting staff

Juggler

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Student wrestling with life issues.

"Tough going, isn't it?"

High Wire Act and Birds

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

Dancing Person

Keep/Balance

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

Corrupt Weights and Measures

"HI! I'm on the horse."