Home Balance Enthusiasts Pillows

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Money mangagement see-saw.

Living together, couple in love.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

Yoga

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

Man Walking on Life Line

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'