Briefcase Balancer Pillows

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Information Tightrope.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Back to Work

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Late again.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

Three people waiting in a queue.

Another nameless cog in the corporate machine.