Briefcase Balancer Mugs

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Information Tightrope.

"Honey! We're home!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Businessman Panhandling

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Back to Work

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Late again.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'