Briefcase Bearer Mugs

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Manager.

Waiting for Pants

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

'So how goes the old rat race, Hastings?'

'We've been looking far and wide for someone to do a job requiring multi-tasking...if you're interested, the job is yours!'

I love Lawyers

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

White Collar Crime.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Businessman Panhandling

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Late again.