Bathtub Balancers Gifts

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

Team Building Exercises

'Can you check my balance.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Waiting staff

'He has a learning disorder.'

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

Juggler

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Keep/Balance

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Tough going, isn't it?"

Dancing Person

High Wire Act and Birds

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Bath Juggler

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

"HI! I'm on the horse."