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Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"This stool shall pass."

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Is this the open house?'

The Final Backstroke

Climbing into the bathtub

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"

'I don't mind you singing in the bath, but I do mind the chorus girls.'

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

Bagpiper in the Bath

'He sings better in the bath.'

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.