Bathroom Culture Gifts

Cave Loo.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"I hate my job!"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Confessional bathroom

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Sudoku toilet paper

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'