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Cave Loo.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Vanity artist

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Sudoku toilet paper

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."