Bathroom Banter Fans Gifts

'Do you think they lock the door so we won't see them drinking from the toilet?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

All dressed up and no place to go

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Dog Restroom

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Sudoku toilet paper

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Confessional bathroom