Bathroom Banter Fans Gifts

'Do you think they lock the door so we won't see them drinking from the toilet?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Fly fishing.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Dog Restroom

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Caveman bathroom

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'